Jesus I Saw That Waterproof Scratch Resistant Sticker
Jesus I Saw That Waterproof Scratch Resistant Sticker
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The cheapest way into the Jesus I Saw That joke, and the format that survives a dishwasher cycle it was never supposed to go through.
Where it actually holds up
This is printed on waterproof, scratch resistant vinyl stock with a laminate over the top, which is the difference between a sticker that lasts and one that goes cloudy in a month. Real-world performance, honestly stated:
- Water bottles and tumblers: holds through hand washing indefinitely. It will survive occasional top-rack dishwasher runs, but repeated high-heat cycles will eventually lift an edge. Hand wash if you care about it.
- Laptops and phone cases: peels off cleanly for years without leaving residue, which is why people are willing to put it on a work laptop.
- Car windows and bumpers: the laminate handles UV and car washes. Apply to the outside of glass, not the inside, or the joke reads backwards.
- Hard hats, toolboxes, coolers: this is where most of the repeat orders go.
Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface. Skip textured plastic and powder-coated matte finishes, which is where every sticker on earth fails.
Quantities
Singles, 2, 5, or 10. The 10 pack is the one to get if you are doing stocking stuffers, a youth group, or a bachelor party, because per-sticker it is the cheapest thing in our catalog and it reliably gets a laugh.
Bigger versions of the same joke
If a sticker is too subtle, the same artwork prints as a magnet up to 12 inches for garage doors and cars, and as a 24x18 double-sided yard sign with a stake.
Lead time
Production is 1 to 3 business days in our Bettendorf, Iowa shop. Ships USPS.
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- 5 stars: 146 (97%)
- 4 stars: 2 (1%)
- 3 stars: 1 (1%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 2 (1%)
I was really looking forward to this sticker, but it arrived in a plain, unprotected envelope. The envelope was bent in transit, which caused the sticker to be damaged as well.
Item is exactly described and high quality. It came from such a cute small business and shipping was fast!
High quality and looks great
Item was what I expected
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Just what I wanted. Shipped to me quickly.
I love this sticker, it is perfect and well-made!
Love this sticker! Would buy again.
Love it I’ll be placing the sticker on my journal
Fast shipping and just as described. Thank you!
Came quickly. This one makes me smile.
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Thank you! Exactly as described.
Item as described and arrived in the promised time frame.
Great little sticker, fast shipping.
He is always watching like your creepiest voyeuristic neighbor.
Item as described and of good quality. Shipped right away!
- 5 stars: 146 (97%)
- 4 stars: 2 (1%)
- 3 stars: 1 (1%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 2 (1%)
I was really looking forward to this sticker, but it arrived in a plain, unprotected envelope. The envelope was bent in transit, which caused the sticker to be damaged as well.
Item is exactly described and high quality. It came from such a cute small business and shipping was fast!
High quality and looks great
Item was what I expected
Would order from this seller again. Fast shipping, quality stickers.
Just what I wanted. Shipped to me quickly.
I love this sticker, it is perfect and well-made!
Love this sticker! Would buy again.
Love it I’ll be placing the sticker on my journal
Fast shipping and just as described. Thank you!
Came quickly. This one makes me smile.
Such a cute and funny little sticker!
Excellent Service, Fast Shipping, Highly Recommended!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Thank you! Exactly as described.
Item as described and arrived in the promised time frame.
Great little sticker, fast shipping.
He is always watching like your creepiest voyeuristic neighbor.
Item as described and of good quality. Shipped right away!